Yes, you read the title right. The Kanamara Festival (aka the Penis Festival) at Kanayama Shrine in Kawasaki features phallic images in everything from the decorations to snacks (as well as your regular festival food).
There is also a mikoshi (portable shrine) parade of numerous giant phalli just before noon. Men in drag carry the pink “Elizabeth Mikoshi,” donated by a drag queen club called Elizabeth. Profits raised from the event go to HIV research.
The festival isn’t all about the mikoshi parade on Sunday. There will be other events happening too. The hours are currently estimated based on last year.
April 6 (Saturday)
- The shaving of daikon radish into phallic shapes will begin from 2 p.m. until 3:30 p.m.
- There will be a Yoimiya Festival (a kind of pre-festival festival) from 5 p.m. to 6 p.m.
April 7 (Sunday) — the big day!
- A small ceremonial burning will take place from 10 a.m. to 10:15 a.m.
- Several ceremonies will take place around the mikoshi from 10:15 a.m. to 11 a.m.
- The moment you’ve all been waiting for, the mikoshi parade will commence from 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and will feature three types of phallic statues.
April 13 to 14 (Saturday and Sunday)
- The weekend following the festival will have stalls, an exhibition, and photo spots from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.
I love this, but why is the penis festival a thing?
Here’s some backstory. Kanayama Shrine was popular with sex workers from the local tea houses who prayed for protection from sexually transmitted diseases. The gods of mining and blacksmiths, Kanayamahiko and Kanayamahime, respectively, are enshrined in it. This might sound totally unrelated to phalli; however, Japanese legend says that they healed the Shinto goddess Izanami after she gave birth to a fire god. because of this myth, people prayed to these gods regarding matters of STDs, childbirth, etc.
Another story tells of a demon who fell in love with a woman and hid inside her vagina, biting off her newlywed husband’s penis, twice. She then sought help from a blacksmith, who made her a metal phallus. It broke the demon’s teeth and sent him off for good. They later enshrined it in Kanayama Shrine as a sort of commemoration.
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