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A new ride at Tokyo Summerland – infamous online for its wave pool of flesh – opened in July:
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Named “Dekasla,” which translates as Big Slide, the attraction is situated in the Adventure Lagoon section of the park and boasts a 19m-high starting point. Unfortunately, riders don’t end up whirling round and round the funnel amidst delighted giggles as you might imagine, but oscillating halfway up each side in a 4-6 person raft as you can see in the video below:
Although it’s not the definitive toilet-bowl experience we’ve all been waiting for, it still looks fun and, who knows, maybe if you get your five biggest-boned friends together the momentum from their weight could carry you all the way round.
Note that if you have tattoos you’re obviously an embodiment of evil and won’t be allowed entrance. Also, don’t go in the wave pool on a busy day …